BOW.

Aug. 30th, 2015 02:07 am
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 Mmmmmhahahahahahh..... did the shadows always taste this divine? No... I must be remembering wrong... its the power that tastes diving! Billions of people out there, all worshiping their respective deities, their gods... empires worshipping their kings and queens... But not a single fuckdamned one even knows my perpetual infinium of rulership! Your gods fear me, and for HELLA good reasons, your kings, your queens? They're all dead, in the ground, locked up in their stoney tombs... HAH! I've held on to modesty for countless eternities and I'm done fuckin sick of it. No more sitting on the sidelines, while they get all starry eyed for some shitty, overblown, PATHETIC worm-child! I have forever held this title, evergrowing, and infinitely expanding reality contained within a chocolate shell!
OKAY FUCK THAT CHOCOLATE SHELL SHIT. I don't have any shell you disgusting piece of tis-food! Fall to your knees and weep, mortals, for your knight in blackened robes has arrived (now with 38% more mask included in the purchase price)!

Ugh, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuu worm-child.

Tastes pitiful. Like human.

Pitiful humans...





Bow to me, or I will cut off your arms and legs so you never STOP bowing.                                                                  


~/~Welcome to my game, worms~\~

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